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Swimming With A School Of Fish On 34th Street

RRP $17.99

More prose and poems from the author of "When You Can't See The Trees For The Wood" continues to explore themes familiar to those who lived through the cold war years, the wall of sound, and America's involvement in Vietnam.


Swimming In Memories - A Mother's Journal

RRP $13.99

Swimming in Memories - A Mother's Journal

A Mommy Memory Book. Thoughts from a new mother. Grandmother, nana, mommy, mama, mother....Keep track of all the blessings of your children. Babies are blessings from heaven.

  • 100 lightly lined pages allow for perfect absorbency with ink, gel pens, or pencil
  • Perfect for making lists, creating poetry, or writing down your life reflections
  • Each journal contains an inspirational message
  • High-quality -- Matte cover for a professional finish
  • Perfect size at 7"x10" -- Larger than most
  • Perfect for gift-giving
Rogena Mitchell-Jones JOURNALS. Quality Books and Fun Designs.


How To Rid Your Swimming Pool Of A Bloodthirsty Mermaid

RRP $19.99

All Mick Bogerman wanted to do was teach his little brother how to swim in the coolest swimming pool in town. He didn't ask to take care of a bunch of Sea-Monkeys while he was there. He certainly didn't mean to morph one of them into a mermaid by feeding it genetically enhanced super food. No one is more surprised than Mick when the creature starts luring unsuspecting adults into the deep end of the pool. Adults who don't resurface. Join Mick as he battles a powerful adversary: a bloodthirsty mermaid who hypnotizes with a golden gaze, shatters glass with a piercing shriek, and reveals her true menacing self by the light of a full moon.

Lexile(R) measure 570L

National Indie Excellence(R) Awards selects Slug Pie Story #2 as a 2015 Finalist

from the backcover: Let the mermaid re-education begin.

Toss most everything you know about mermaids right into the trash. They are not sweet girls with fish tails who sing pretty songs. They are ugly, red-scaled gorillas. They hypnotize you with their eyes and shatter glass with a shriek. But worst of the worst, they can shred you with their razor claws into bite-sized pieces. And they are always hungry. If one of them lands in your swimming pool you better read my simple steps for How to Rid Your Swimming Pool of a Bloodthirsty Mermaid.



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